The Batman’s Guide To Being A Better Lover

Step 1: Gauge the texture of her tongue. Is it smooth? Sandy? This will come up later, so it’s best to know beforehand.

Step 2: Keep your masks on. It’s better that way.

Step 3: Remember that though she might seem tough on the outside, she’s just another dame. You know: a girl, a chick, a fox, a frail. Whereas you. Are. The. Goddamn. Batman!

Congratulations! You are now a graduate of the Goddamn Batman School Of Better Love-Making. Go get ’em tiger!

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