5.11.20: Ms. Monopoly’s Nepotism Problem, Neolithic Gummy Bears, and A Salute To Mrs. Voorhees

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just two friends playing a casual round of golf

I haven’t done one of these round-ups in a while so here goes nothing…

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So apparently Ms. Monopoly is the niece of Mr. Monopoly and a “self made investment guru”…

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Kevin James has reached that point in every comedian’s career where he suddenly plays a deadly psychopath in order to be taken more seriously…

James’ movie is a “home invasion thriller” called Becky, which, per one of the publicity stills, I thought was going to be a completely different movie entirely…

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Becky ruining an outdoor BBQ

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“Great Moments In Cosplay History” (via)

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Oh, **REAL MATURE**, Neil!!!!

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And now: a Neolithic gummi bear:

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Is that the Amityville Horror house making a cameo in Jaws?

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Welcome to 2020, reality is broken:

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Welcome to 2020, reality is broken:

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Welcome to 2020, reality is…well, you get the idea!

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Here, for your edification, are some Tiger King/Joe Exotic customs I found on eBay…

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And finally, Folks: Over the weekend I just watched the original 1981 Friday The 13th for the 1st time!

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And I did it on the 40th anniversary of the movie’s release and didn’t even realize it! And that was the day before Mother’s Day—which, per the movie’s ending, was simply perfect timing!

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Mrs. Voorhees was one strong lady. Think about it: Pamela Voorhees wasn’t just driving axes in people’s skulls (not a small feet itself) but like lifting up whole bodies and throwing them through windows and stuff…

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…but she loved her boy!

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I just don’t feel that Pammy got enough credit for launching the whole “Friday the 13th” franchise. Sexism, I say!

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Finally…doesn’t Tom Jones look like Ross Geller from Friends here? (and yes, I’m definitely including the dancing!):

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