When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
–Hunter S. Thompson
There is such an overflow of weird stuff going on—simply in the hallowed halls of entertainment and media ALONE—that, quite frankly, I feel OVERWHELMED.
But I’ll try…
- ITEM! A coronavirus vaccine is being developed from the blood of TOM HANKS!
- ITEM! New York governor Andrew Cuomo gets really esoteric, says “there is no box!”
- ITEM! The makers of Lysol say if you drink their product, it will fucking kill you!
- ITEM! I was almost going to lose my shit in glee at the prospect of Jesse “The Body” Ventura running for president on behalf of the Green Party—but then I realized this was just a *TRAP* to trick me into saying *YAY!* and then all my centrist followers unfollow me and that sucks.
There was *so much more* to discuss, Folks, but half of that shit that I bookmarked turned out, upon further scrutiny, to be discredited disinformation. So.
Former Beach Boy Brian Wilson and the original cast of “CATS”:
As the title says, this was just a brief check-in. I’ve officially let go of my old “Butterfly Language” blogging account, stepped up the content for “Go Ask VALIS” (which pretty much gets traffic without me doing anything; it’s truly its own beast), and have a modest slate set up for ye own “Fantasy Merchant.”
I mean: what else can I do? Though once the lockdown ends, the very first thing I’d like is a tattoo.
Bye for now!