4.6.20: Starring Ezra Miller, With Jared Leto As John The Baptist

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So. HOW ARE YOU DOING??????
Several things, I’m just going to list them out:

NOT BETTER THAN EZRA

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Well, “Movie Flash” Ezra Miller apparently choked a female fan in Iceland and dropped her to the floor; and thanks to the miracle of mobile phone video we all get to watch THAT bit of horror FIRST THING IN THE MORNING! What a way to start my day!

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True-blue nerds everywhere, after feeling sympathy for the victim (RIGHT?), collectively wondered if the Ezra incident would mean the end of a rumored sequel to the “Flash of Two Worlds” bit on the Flash TV show.

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Also: here are supposed “first-hand accounts” of the assault.

Also: Ezra Miller as staunch “feminist”:

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STARRING JARED LETO AS JOHN THE BAPTIST

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And now for a palette cleanser with an actor who is NOT problematic (Narrator: But Jared Leto was also problematic.)

OTHER THINGS

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  • And what else, what else…oh yeah right, MASS GRAVES BEING DUG IN NYC PARKS TO ACCOMMODATE OVERFLOWING MORGUES!!!

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    People sometimes ask: what is it about New Yorkers that makes them able to weather such horrific events as 9/11 & the coronavirus outbreak?

    Well, I would offer that purposeful dissociation REALLY HELPS.

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    But nah seriously, I’m doing fine.

    (No seriously, I am. I’m a natural extreme introvert so the expected extension of the “New York Pause” to the end of the month doesn’t have the same impact. But this whole situation is pretty fucked.)

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    In-joke for only the hardcore cult movie fans:

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    I’ll leave you with this clip from the classic film My Dinner With Andre:

    And this video from the classic band The Pixies:

    Have a good day.