The Cavill Mustache Has Been Shaved

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Clean-Shaven Cavill

Henry Cavill, who you might know better as Superman (or, if you are like me, Napoleon Solo), took to Instagram to just let you know:

The long international nightmare is finally over.

He has finally shaved his mustache.

Cavill’s mustache, which he had grown for his role in Mission Impossible 6 and contractually could not shave off while filming Justice League, had been a center of chaos and discord in the universe.

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Hairy Cavill

Hasty attempts on the part of Justice League’s producers to use CGI to remove the stache only increased the amount of entropy on the current time/space continuum, as seen in this photo:

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Scary Cavill

But it’s over now. Cavill’s video post included a montage of images of him with the facial hair, set to “I Will Remember You” by Sarah McLachlan.

Now if only Affleck could do something about that full-back bird tattoo…