“Kylo Ren” Now Fastest-Growing Baby Name Because, Well, I Don’t Know


the first thing I think of when I think “baby”

It’s a tough world out there, and so you need to make sure your baby has a name powerful enough to allow your child to do battle with the wretched weakling Jedi scum. Hence, “Kylo Ren” is actually one of the fastest-growing baby names in the United States.

According to the Social Security Administration, the popularity of the “Kylo Ren” baby name has jumped from 3,269 in 2015 to 901 in 2016.

The character, played by Adam Driver, made a big splash in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel The Force Awakens in 2015, and is set to cause more mayhem in The Last Jedi at the end of this year. He also has a way cooler name than “Anakin,” which kind of sounds like a cross between “Annie” and “Napkin.”

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